Twitter Down: X Faces Triple Outage Chaos in One Day

Twitter Down: X Takes a Nap and Leaves Us Hanging

So, it’s March 10, 2025, and X—aka Twitter, aka Elon’s wild child—decides it’s time for an unscheduled siesta 😴.

Not once, not twice, but three times today, the app and site went kaput, leaving us all refreshing like zombies waiting for the apocalypse Wi-Fi to kick in 🧟‍♂️.

According to Downdetector, over 41,000 users were screaming into the void by 11 a.m. EDT, and Elon’s out here blaming a “massive cyberattack.” Is it hackers? Is it gremlins?

Let’s unpack this chaos while I still have bars 📡.

Kevin Bacon’s Wedding DJ Request: No ‘Footloose’ to Avoid His Worst Nightmare

 Kevin Bacon’s 1 Request for Wedding DJs to Avoid His ‘Worst Nightmare’

A Universal Struggle?

Imagine you’re Kevin Bacon—66, Hollywood icon, Footloose legend—and you’re just trying to enjoy a wedding like a normal human 🍾. The bride’s glowing, the cake’s a masterpiece, and then—OH NO—the DJ spins that song. You know the one. “Footloose” blasts through the speakers, and suddenly, you’re not a guest anymore—you’re a dancing monkey in a circle of tipsy strangers clapping like you’re auditioning for America’s Got Talent 🙈. On March 10, 2025, Kevin spilled this hilariously relatable tea to TODAY.com at SXSW, and his one request for wedding DJs? “Please, for the love of all that’s holy, don’t play it!” Let’s dive into his worst nightmare and why he’s begging for mercy 🎤.

Rosie O’Donnell: From U.S. Star to Ireland Expat in 2025

 Rosie O'Donnell: From Talk Show Queen to Ireland’s Newest Expat

Okay, buckle up, because Rosie O’Donnell’s 2025 is already wilder than a View reunion gone wrong 🌪️. The comedian, actress, and Trump’s arch-nemesis (more on that later) just ditched the U.S. for Ireland—yep, packed up her bags, her kid, and her dog on January 15, right before the Donald’s second inauguration, and said “see ya” to America like it’s a bad ex 🍀. She dropped this bombshell in a 9-minute TikTok on March 11, and now everyone’s got an opinion—Trump’s cackling, MAGA’s throwing a party, and I’m just here wondering if she’s got room for me in her Irish cottage 🏡.

Who is Rosie, why’d she bounce, and what’s next? Let’s dive into this rollercoaster of laughs, feuds, and shamrocks!

Alysha Burney: Social Media Star’s Life, Death & Legacy at 24

Alysha Burney: The Internet’s Comedy Queen Who Left Too Soon

Alright, internet fam, grab your tissues and your funniest memes, because we’re diving into the whirlwind that was Alysha Burney—a social media star who turned Zoom call chaos into comedy gold and left us all way too soon 🌟. On March 2, 2025, just one day shy of her 25th birthday, Alysha passed away in her sleep while vacationing in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico, leaving over 5 million followers on YouTube, TikTok, and Instagram in shock 😢.

Her brother Charles Burney spilled the tea to TODAY.com on March 12, shutting down wild rumors and painting a picture of a driven, hilarious soul who lived big. So, who was Alysha? Why’s the internet crying? Let’s unpack this rollercoaster of a legacy—and maybe laugh through the tears!