DeMarcus Lawrence: From Cowboy King to Seahawk Sassy
Alright, NFL junkies, buckle up—DeMarcus Lawrence is back in the headlines, and it’s messier than a tailgate nacho spill 🍟. After 11 years as a Dallas Cowboys legend—four Pro Bowls, 61.5 sacks, and enough grit to make a cowboy hat jealous—he’s ditched the star for a Seahawks jersey as of March 12, 2025. But oh boy, he didn’t leave quietly. The dude’s tossing shade at Dallas like it’s confetti, feuding with Micah Parsons on X like it’s a reality TV showdown, and basically turning free agency into a soap opera 🎬. I’ve got the full scoop on “Tank” Lawrence—where he’s been, where he’s at, and why he’s got us all glued to our screens. Let’s roll!
